Rhonda Rhonda

Rhonda Rhonda

Clock falls back and its getting darker

Disappear to a haunted house horror

Glowing rouge as he turns a shoulder

Bouncing curls could be a little longer

 

All dolled-up, but only for the party

He lost a bet but he looks so darling

Shuffle sideways through the kitchen hallway

Narrow pace in a chop-shop causeway

 

All dolled-up in his Sunday best

wonder woman is the next-best-dressed

I dont really think you lost that bet

Im a little more than curious, i must confess

 

Is that your name? Rhonda Rhonda

I like your game Rhonda Rhonda

What's your sign? Rhonda Rhonda

Would my girlfriend mind? Rhonda Rhonda

Cool as a cucumber Rhonda Rhonda

Can I get your number? Rhonda Rhonda

Do you like to dance? Rhonda Rhonda

Do you like my seersucker pants?

 

All dolled up in a springtime dress

With curly-q's on his head and chest

Doily lace on the fringe of dress

Flip-cup blitz he's a Halloween mess

 

A little bit tipsy with natural charm

Initial reaction of subtle alarm

Farmer's tan under strapless arms

Off-white flowers on a thrift store bargain

 

Shirley Temple outgrew his dress

But his curly-q's still pass the test

Rhonda glides with such finesse

To the funeral parlor from the hula contest

 

Is that your name? Rhonda Rhonda

I like your game Rhonda Rhonda

What's your sign? Rhonda Rhonda

Would my girlfriend mind? Rhonda Rhonda

Cool as a cucumber Rhonda Rhonda

Can I get your number? Rhonda Rhonda

Do you like to dance? Rhonda Rhonda

Do you like my seersucker pants?

 

That aint really a costume you got on ya

If you teach me to salsa, i'll show you my Samba

Thanksgiving's coming up - let me meet yo mama

Life of the the party, Rhonda Rhonda

 

Black eyeshadow and a tear-smeared blush  

Soft complexion under two-day scruff  

Get to know him and you'll start to blush  

Purple nailpolish, I got a crush  

 

My new girlfriend is running late to the party  

We got a couple minutes if you wanna get naughty  

Trick on my treat, pin the tail on your donkey

Adam's apple bobbin' on a Baritone Barbie

 

Is that your name? Rhonda Rhonda

I like your game Rhonda Rhonda

What's your sign? Rhonda Rhonda

Would YOUR girlfriend mind? Rhonda Rhonda

Cool as a cucumber Rhonda Rhonda

Can I get your number? Rhonda Rhonda

Do you like to dance? Rhonda Rhonda

Do you like my seersucker pants?

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